Michael Hutchinson

You really shouldn’t try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs, nor your father to clean bicycles — or you’ll find yourself stumped when it comes to Christmas gift ideas…

The god of mud is displeased - which means that the Doc must sacraficed yet another virgin tubeless tyre...

You've reached the UCI Anti Doping Hotline. While you're waiting for our next available operator, please enjoy this panpipes rendition of The Verve's ‘Drugs don't work'. Hold please...

Thinking about cycling all the time shouldn't make you feel like nerd, says the Doc - at one time it was an essential elemet of training

We must thank the random lunatics who hate cyclists - without them we would all be living in one giant hippy nudist colony

Now that everyone's a proper cyclist, how can you be a Lycra'd lone wolf? Wonders the Doc

As the off-season begins, the Doc breaks open the ampoules of Dairy milk he's been stashing in the back of his fridge

The Doc envisions a future where the bunch glides down an Alpine decent in pedal-powered aeroplanes..

Cyclist hater Alan Brazil is the perfect man to emulate when it comes to dealing with any type of bike rider you dislike, reckons the Doc

Dr Hutch is away this week. Instead, we bring you this appeal, by a senior member of the British Association of Slightly Batty Right-Wing Newspaper Columnists.

Interval training? Got that horrible burning sensation in your legs? Better check it's not actually because your turbo-trainer has combusted

The Doc gets all hot under the collar over a picture of Vicky Pendleton in her special pants

The first rule of track cycling, discovers the Doc, is that you don't talk about a 'mishap' without having first fallen off

Having passed through a period of great cycling wisdom, the Doc is decending on a spiral of unknowing into a put of abject doubt

Pass a test to ride a bike? That's fine by the Doc - provided all motorists have to pass it, too

Cycling could learn a thing or two from gymnastics and swimming, says the Doc, as he contemplates a spectacular new event

The Doc and his new rollers are banished to the garage, where things start to get out of control...