Michael Hutchinson

Dr. Hutch

This week the Doc tries hard to focus on the shortsighted cyclist's predicament and the difficulty of time trialling in glamour glasses

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The Doc bemoans the banality of sportive saboteurs then changes tack to suggest more successful strategies

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There's no point asking the Doc why 
he loves cycling, so just don't bother, because he hasn't really got a clue either

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New training regimes may promise miracle results but in reality the fitness gains are far more mundane, says the Doc

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Hoping to wow a non-cyclist with tales of your riding prowess? Don’t bother, says the Doc, they will not be impressed

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Horses. Not only do they cheat their way into our lasagnas and lay steaming hazards on our roads; they dodge taxes and rob donkeys too - according to the Doc

Dr. Hutch, cycling hurts

Cycling often hurts, but it isn't physical, reckon scientists, and the Doc agrees: it's a sensation doled out by a guv'nor of grimacing in our heads

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It's not fair, ventures the doc, that seamen have their own bespoke weather forecast while we cyclist have to make do with Tomasz Schafernaker's vague prognostications

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When it comes to cycle safety provision one local council thought of everything a cyclist might need, reports the Doc. Then they did the opposite

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The doc lays bare his bafflement at how everyone else's bikes are so uncomfortably, inanely and, above all, incorrectly set up

Dr Hutch with Oprah

The doc is anticipated Oscar-winning performances all round when Lance went head-to-head with Oprah

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You really shouldn’t try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs, nor your father to clean bicycles — or you’ll find yourself stumped when it comes to Christmas gift ideas…

Dr. Hutch goes off road

The god of mud is displeased - which means that the Doc must sacraficed yet another virgin tubeless tyre...

Dr hutch - uci hotline

You've reached the UCI Anti Doping Hotline. While you're waiting for our next available operator, please enjoy this panpipes rendition of The Verve's ‘Drugs don't work'. Hold please...

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Thinking about cycling all the time shouldn't make you feel like nerd, says the Doc - at one time it was an essential elemet of training

Michael Hutchinson, champion of champions, CTT Champions' Night 2010

We must thank the random lunatics who hate cyclists - without them we would all be living in one giant hippy nudist colony

Lars-Petter Nordhaug wins Grand Prix Cycliste de Montreal 2012

Now that everyone's a proper cyclist, how can you be a Lycra'd lone wolf? Wonders the Doc

Dr. Hutch: Piegate

As the off-season begins, the Doc breaks open the ampoules of Dairy milk he's been stashing in the back of his fridge