| wuverley |
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| 30/06/2008 00:41 |
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Re: please excuse me whilst i blow my own trumpet
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Since last month I have:
Won the EuroMillions lottery, £24.6 million
Grown 6" taller
My penis has got 3" longer
Have got at least 7 girlfriends
(My partner doesn't seem to mind)
Inherited several oil fields in Venezuela
Got my 12hr PB up to 298 miles
Have been selected to ride the sprint events in Beijing, for Bhutan
So fairly normal this month.