| Sly |
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| 18/08/2008 19:22 |
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Re: Off on a family prison sentence/holiday/Penrith area
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Just ride home, it's not far from there, call and say you broke down a long way away, far from all transport links. Then spend a relaxing week watching TV and riding your bike. On the last day of the holiday, ride back encrusted in mud and suck your cheeks in so you look like you've not eaten in days. It'll work, I promise.