When ToB was The Pru Tour there was a points sprint in my holm town!

I went 12 miles up the road to watch them climb the hills

,There was a good tail wind behind them and they flew past like a bloody sprint

, I had to cycle back down into a strong headwind

(just got back into cycling after years off)by the time I got back home, mustering every last bit of strength I had left to switch on the telly,the race was in the outskirts of Edinburgh

.Collapsed in a heap,p***ed off!!