I would reply in limerick or verse
but then you would think me perverse

Better stop this before it gets out of hand
A poetry duel can get bland

But an idea pops into my head
Why not a limerick post instead

We could grab everybody's attention
Like tvr's legendary outdoor sex confession

On second thoughts better not
Or under Winegoblins collar will get hot

And it obviously won't amuse bfergie or BOSH
Who will both think its a load of old tosh

And anyway next week back to school
When I won't have the time to act the fool