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By your flagrant disregard for the iambic pentameter I take it you're not an English teacher then? The relaxed approach to scansion, elision of your dactyls into your spondees, abrupt verse divisions and yet curiously weak caesurae, and free use of catalectic lines suggests something more in the practical arts...woodwork, mayhap? Interesting afflatus though.

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Freee vurs rools man

PS az ann inglish gradu8 eye am fery innsultted buy yur dissin ov me litrusee scills

PPS Woodwork - get with the times TVR, it is Design Technology these days

PPPS in Primary schools we teach everything - we have the opportunity to mess up all areas of the child's education