wuverley
Reged: 16/05/2008
Posts: 1490
Loc: Man of Kent
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I believe the Conservative Party leader has had his bike stolen, somewhere in London,
Somebody once nicked one of mine and I would have happily hanged them.
As a potential Prime Minister I feel he should be instantly making policy on this, which he should bring to the electorate and I still wpuldn't vote for him. He seems to have laughed off tle loss, essentially.
How would anyone else deal with bike theives/ bike theft problem?
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rover1971
Reged: 09/06/2008
Posts: 261
Loc: Aberdeen, Scotland
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I'd hunt down the thieving little ****s and butcher them and their families and feed them to a pack of hungry dogs.
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bfergie
Reged: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1619
Loc: Wickerman land,Scotland
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My lovely mutent bike is kept in vault like security except when I am attached to it but I keep mrs Fs old Mtn bike in a less secure building and use it as a decoy to keep the nasties off my scent. 
I like rover1971s idea of justice but mine is more subtle but far worse.. the criminal in question would be tied to a tree,unable to move, semi naked on a calm damp summer night in Glentrool Forest. Then after 8am let them go, thats it! They would never steal again. My punishment are called MIDGES! Just imagine the torture!! WA HA HA HA
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GilbertPantani98
Reged: 02/04/2008
Posts: 278
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I've been watching Sky Sports News today and I reckon big Boris has nicked it. 
Good to see Boris and the gorgeous Georgie Thompson promoting cycling in the capital.
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Col_de_In
Reged: 13/07/2008
Posts: 75
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Cameron managed to go cycling without his entourage of bodyguards?!!!
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le_petit_grimpeur
Reged: 29/05/2008
Posts: 74
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I understand he 'locked' his bike to a iron post and the thief simply lifted the bike up and took it.
It is quite conceivable that Dave could be running the country in a couple of years time...it's a frightening prospect.
Brown however could be 'on his bike' sooner than he thinks...
Edited by le_petit_grimpeur (25/07/2008 10:12)
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rcruise63
Reged: 27/03/2007
Posts: 476
Loc: Consett
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Tory scumbag will simply get mater & pater to buy him a new one.
Seriously - HA HA HA HA!
PS bike thieves deserve locking up for a very long time, even those who steal tory bikes! 
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le_petit_grimpeur
Reged: 29/05/2008
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Tory scumbag will simply get mater & pater to buy him a new one.
Seriously - HA HA HA HA!
PS bike thieves deserve locking up for a very long time, even those who steal tory bikes!
..and which charm school do you emanate from?
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Bluebeard
Reged: 27/03/2008
Posts: 329
Loc: Brixton innit
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I understand he 'locked' his bike to a iron post and the thief simply lifted the bike up and took it.
Apparently it was "locked" to a 2 foot high "Bollard", according to freebie papers. Seems like neither fiscal nor common sense to me.
Think carefully if you vote. Based on the various personal and political actions of the different party leaders, the biggest parties I could remotely consider would be The Greens, the MRLP or  the Lib Dems!
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rcruise63
Reged: 27/03/2007
Posts: 476
Loc: Consett
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..and which charm school do you emanate from?
Certainly not Eton!!
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El_Cid
Reged: 02/08/2007
Posts: 871
Loc: Ilkley, Yorks
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Remember, le-petit, this left wing RPC supporter could be teaching your 7 year old kids. Frightening.
Agree - Cameron could son be in charge - frightening.
Agree - Brown is in charge, sort of - frightening
YIman might soon get a grasp of rudimentary cycle race tactics - frightening.
Its all too much, I need to get out on my bike.
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TheFatControlleR
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Reged: 14/06/2006
Posts: 351
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I understand he 'locked' his bike to a iron post and the thief simply lifted the bike up and took it.
Eton edumacated see, all that money and no smarts... 
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le_petit_grimpeur
Reged: 29/05/2008
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..and which charm school do you emanate from?
Certainly not Eton!!
...that is for sure..
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le_petit_grimpeur
Reged: 29/05/2008
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I understand he 'locked' his bike to a iron post and the thief simply lifted the bike up and took it.
Eton edumacated see, all that money and no smarts...
Locks only ever deterred honest people.
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TheFatControlleR
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I understand he 'locked' his bike to a iron post and the thief simply lifted the bike up and took it.
Eton edumacated see, all that money and no smarts...
Locks only ever deterred honest people.
Whereas a lock in the hands of an eejit only encourages the opportunist. 
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le_petit_grimpeur
Reged: 29/05/2008
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I understand he 'locked' his bike to a iron post and the thief simply lifted the bike up and took it.
Eton edumacated see, all that money and no smarts...
Locks only ever deterred honest people.
Whereas a lock in the hands of an eejit only encourages the opportunist.
...and thief.
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TheFatControlleR
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Whereas a lock in the hands of an eejit only encourages the opportunist.
...and thief.
Naturally.
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CrazyIvan
Reged: 18/07/2008
Posts: 50
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Academics and common-sense are not the same.
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le_petit_grimpeur
Reged: 29/05/2008
Posts: 74
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In stark contrast an opportunist or thief certainly is one of the same when stealing a bike.
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TheFatControlleR
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Academics and common-sense are not the same.
You don't say... 
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